![]() This one is a film festival sweetheart that looks like it has a giant heart and Offerman at his best. Hearts Beat Loud (June 15 at The Loft Cinema): Nick Offerman and Kiersey Clemons not only bond through writing music together, but actually get some notoriety the summer before she leaves for college. If they jettison the original Superfly theme song by Curtis Mayfield, I will throw my unwrapped Starburst Minis at the screen as a show of extreme protest. ![]() Superfly (June 15): A remake of the '70s Blaxploitation classic starring Trevor Jackson and Jason Mitchell. Well, stop down and check it out on YouTube. ![]() This reminds me of that Monty Python "Olympic Hide and Seek" sketch. Tag (June 15): A cross country game of tag played by the likes of Jeremy Renner and Jon Hamm. Nelson) has to stay home with the kids, one of them being an infant with budding, mysterious powers. Elastigirl (Holly Hunter) gets a new gig with the government while Mr. This one looks like it will be well worth the long wait (The original came out 14 years ago). Incredibles 2 (June 15): The original Incredibles was my favorite Pixar movie until Up came along and made me cry like a bitch. I couldn't be less excited about this particular thing. Anne Hathaway and Cate Blanchett costar, with an appearance by Matt Damon. Ocean's 8 (June 8): Sandra Bullock stars as Debbie Ocean, sister to George Clooney's Danny, and equally big-minded when it comes to pulling a heist. It also has Jeff Goldblum and Dave Bautista, so maybe it will be an under-the-radar surprise. Foster hasn't really been doing much as an actress lately, but this one looks like a true departure for her. Hotel Artemis (June 8): A futuristic crime drama with Jodie Foster playing a nurse running a hospital for criminals in her hotel. Don't get me started on Captain Kangaroo. The Lady Elaine Fairchilde puppet looked like a red-red-nosed alcoholic demon, the sort that would perhaps hide under my bed and steal my underwear off my butt while I was sleeping. I was always offset by his sanguine tones, and those puppets freaked me out. I know Mister Rogers was a beloved children's TV figure and a good man, but his show gave my young self the willies. Won't You Be My Neighbor (June 8): A documentary on Fred Rogers. Toni Collette stars in what looks to be this year’s scary classic. This horror movie, the directorial debut of a dude named Ari Aster, is getting some major buzz as a film that will chill your bones so much the muscles around them will get pissed off and expel themselves out your asshole. Hereditary (June 8): Brace yourselves, folks. Like that show Survivor.that set must STINK! Whenever I see a movie like this or Cast Away, I can't help but think about how bad everybody must smell due to the lack of showering and deodorant. I'm thinking this thing will bring back pleasant memories of second degree sun burns, sprained ankles and excessive water in my lungs.Īdrift (June 1): Shailene Woodley stars as a woman who, along with her boyfriend, winds up adrift at sea after boating through a hurricane. How appropriate that Johnny Knoxville and parts of his Jackass crew mount a movie loosely based on Action Park. The notorious park had a death toll from people cashing out violently on their water slides, their jacked-up rides, and drowning in their Tidal Wave pool. I give you, this, our Summer Movie Preview!Īction Point (June 1): When I was a teen, I used to spend parts of my summers at a crazy amusement park called Action Park in New Jersey. Still to come, lots more superheroes, sharks, The Rock (Jesus, is there a movie Dwayne Johnson isn't in?), animation and dinosaurs, along with some Chekhov thrown in for good measure. You've already been served up a nice heaping blockbuster plate of Avengers: Infinity War, Deadpool 2 and Solo: A Star Wars Story (and some stink bombs like Life of the Party). Well, not every movie, but a choice selection. Here's what's coming this Summer Movie Season. Now she's left the room and refuses to hang with me as I write this. She just gave me a distinct "Get a life!" look. Hell, my dog even wants me out of the house. I say, pull yourself away from that computer screen, make sure anything your dog can destroy is off the floor, and get thee to a movie theater, you lazy ass! Actually, I'm kind of just yelling at myself right now. Look folks, I know Netflix, Apple TV, Hulu, BooHoo and Flim-Flam are all great ways to stay home and watch movies rather than go out for a change and experiencing film in a nice, living, breathing theater this Summer Movie Season.
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